Canuck the Crow has a rap sheet a mile long, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes. The crow is half-domesticated, half-wild, and all hilarious. From stealing active crime-scene evidence to being hired as an actual employee at the PNE the crow is an urban legend come to life.

Fiona the most famous hippo in the world is a Philadelphia Eagles fan. Fiona announced her team in preparation for Super Bowl Sunday on The Fiona Show. It turns out, she’s a Philly fan.

It turns out the peacock who was banned from a United Airlines flight to LA has a fire IG account. The flashy bird who was kicked off of a United Airlines flight is actually something of a celebrity. The peacock, whose name is Dexter, lives in Bushwick with his artist mother, Ventiko. @kumathedestructor took this great shot of me at #newarkairport today.

Bella the squirrel was found badly injured by an owl attack when she was just 4 weeks old. Hurt and vulnerable, she wasn’t able to survive on her own. Luckily, the little squirrel was found by a wildlife rescue group.

When you hear the names “James Franco” or “Katy Perry” you might start thinking about Perry smooching girls and liking it, or Franco’s weirdly sexy role in Spring Breakers (no? just us?) But, more important than their celebrity status and impressive creative resumés, is that they love their pets. Not surprisingly, there’s a ton of household names who are also feline-fanatics.

As Albert Einsteins’ namesake, this cat knows he’s better than you. Pompous Albert is allegedly a Selkirk Rex, but we have our doubts. It’s possible that he’s actually a cartoon villain come to life.

As we leave 2017 for 2018, let’s take a moment to reflect on the adorable pet-Instagram accounts that we know and love. Especially the ones with millions of followers. Here’s 2017’s top ten million-plus club: @Jiffpom 💗 A post shared by jiffpom 🐻 (@jiffpom) on Mar 26, 2017 at 2:10am PDT Jiffpom is a three-time Guinness World Record holder.

Spaghetti looks fly as hell (or as fly as a snake be) in his new Christmas sweater. Spaghetti was adopted four years ago by reddit user Rancor_Emperor, known otherwise as Sean, who had lived with Spaghetti’s previous owner. “He got [Spaghetti] from one of his old coworkers, and when my roommate had to move to England to get his master’s degree, he got on Facebook and tried to give him away, but nobody would take him. I’d lived with the snake for two years, and I loved him and I knew how to take care of him, so I said I would.” Sean told The Dodo.

Stella Max the Piglet can inspire holiday cheer in even the grinchiest of grinches this December. Watch her snuggle up to a space heater in this so-cute-I-want-to-die video below! Sound on.

Toast, the Internet’s favorite tongue-wagging fashionista (sorry, Miley Cyrus), has unfortunately passed away. The insta-famous pup was a puppy-mill rescue. She raised awareness and supported numerous charities working against puppy-mills.