Cricket’s a one-eyed pony who moonlights as a night-time corgi express. This video was taken by Cricket’s mom when she came home unexpectedly one night. She busted the dog and pony during what was clearly the most epic adventure that ever took place.
Canuck the Crow has a rap sheet a mile long, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes. The crow is half-domesticated, half-wild, and all hilarious. From stealing active crime-scene evidence to being hired as an actual employee at the PNE the crow is an urban legend come to life.
Sloths, also known as the kingpins of the underworld. Or, at least this one is. Sort of.
This canine is not only a thief but an arsonist to boot. The dog was caught on a Southwick families security camera nabbing some leftover pancakes. The pooch also accidentally bumped the stove on, starting a fire and creating mayhem.
Just when you thought Tom Hardy couldn’t get any funnier… He goes and pulls something like this. Quoting Bane to a dog is funny enough, but doing it using a testicle cup is just nuts (see what we did there?).
Emotional support comes in many forms including, apparently, a peacock. A woman brought her massive emotional support peacock to the Newark airport and attempted to fly to LA with it, even going so far as to buy the bird a seat of its own. Airlines will allow emotional support animals to fly with their owners as long as they can fit comfortably in front of the passenger’s seat without obstructing the aisle.
Hank the Tank is an Australian Shepherd who had a recent run-in with the vet. Hank was able to come home but was still flyin’ high with some morphine in his system. The pooch had stepped on a rusty nail and needed surgery but has made a full recovery, I cAN FeEL CoLoUrS #vetgavememorphine A post shared by Hank The Tank (@hanktheaussietank) on Jan 16, 2018 at 2:24pm PST Vet gave me morphine and turned me into a White Walker for the day #GoT #LazySunday #MorphineDrip A post shared by Hank The Tank (@hanktheaussietank) on Jan 15, 2018 at 10:01pm PST Hank’s got baby blues which (when he’s not on drugs) are adorable.
We all know cats are particular beasts. Ancestors of the king of the jungle, cats know they get what they demand and they demand you to know exactly where and when they want to patted. Luckily, one ten-year-old girl named Gabi conducted a thorough interview with her own kitty to answer these hard-hitting questions.
If you’re in the market for a dick-shaped perch for your pet bird, you’ve come to the right place. One brave soul on Amazon left a 5-star review for this purple dildo. It really puts the ‘cock’ in cockatiel!
Japanese photographer Ryo Yamazaki takes dressing up your pet to a whole new level. He makes hats for his cats using their own fur. Seriously.