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Best dildo for your bird – NSFW

If you’re in the market for a dick-shaped perch for your pet bird, you’ve come to the right place.

One brave soul on Amazon left a 5-star review for this purple dildo. It really puts the ‘cock’ in cockatiel!

Apparently, the dildo turned out a bit small but the users pet cockatiel absolutely loves it. The suction cup on the end means the purple wand will stick to any flat surface in your house, and it’s the little birdies favourite perch.

Congrats on your dillydog ledge, little bird.

For more (slightly more appropriate) bird tales, check out Zeus, the blind owl.

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